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December 13, 2009 / Melissa Yuan-Innes

Horrifying housewife, c’est moi

Preparing hot dog casserole.  Canines, be afraid.  Be very afraid.

So I’m finally submitting a pic of me at my most macabre in an apron to my fave site.  Below I am including a bonus shot of me standing, so you can admire my hand-painted shoes, custom-made by Kickflips (you can’t see them, but I requested Asian girls instead of Lichenstein blondes.  Blondes get enough media attention already).

If you’ve read Eat, Pray, Love, you know Elizabeth Gilbert ponders her “word,” the word that defines her the way Rome is apparently defined by SEX.  I’d picked TRUTH a few years ago, but at my recent book launch, I decided it’s now CREATIVITY.  And getting dolled up in an apron counts as creativity.  Hey, I’m even wearing knife and fork earrings.

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  1. cindie geddes / Dec 14 2009 12:59 pm

    If you were any cuter you’d have to be stopped! Love it!

  2. melissayuaninnes / Dec 27 2009 8:23 am

    Thanks, Cindie! I’m sure she’d love an apron shot from you too.

  3. cindie geddes / Dec 27 2009 2:23 pm

    I honestly don’t think one exists!

    • melissayuaninnes / Dec 28 2009 11:15 pm

      You’d have to make one up. With a horror theme. C’mon, you know you want to. 🙂 BTW, I picked up Liar’s Club.

  4. cindie geddes / Dec 28 2009 11:30 pm

    It would definitely be horrifying — especially if I tried to cook!

    I just got “Lit” by her!

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